As we all should know by now, the colonies have elected their new Head War Chief or whatever they call their leader. The riveting contest between Red and Blue ended in Clinton's sound defeat, and as such World War III was mercifully aborted.
The aftermath of the elections resulted in the discovery of a massive salt mine, courtesy of the liberals' tears. Violent protests rocked the country, resulting in massive bouts of public damage, arson, and a few mass shootings.
What are your thoughts on the matter? Do you think the media is covering this fairly? I'm curious to hear what you think.