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  • Oliverwestern
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    23:01, January 6, 2018
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    Fuck off Igor.
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    • Profanity

      This page/post contains profane language.

      If you're under the age of 14 or don't want to see profanity, please don't look at this page/post!

      Read it again. In fact, read it everyday you wake up. Because Igor, you need to fuck off.
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    • Why?

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    • Spicy!

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    • Cringe.

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    • edgy

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    • .mynameischrome. wrote:
      edgy

      cringe and edgy

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    • Unfortunately, even if the template, we don't tell ANYONE to F off under any circumstances. I have suspended Lord Regent Iceberg for a fortnight. Should this behaviour persist after the two week ban, he will be banned for a month. If anyone attempts to reduce the ban, or unlocks the user without my permission, that Admin will have his or her powers revoked, and they will be blocked for a week.

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    • Oliverwestern wrote:
      Unfortunately, even if the template, we don't tell ANYONE to F off under any circumstances. I have suspended Lord Regent Iceberg for a fortnight. Should this behaviour persist after the two week ban, he will be banned for a month. If anyone attempts to reduce the ban, or unlocks the user without my permission, that Admin will have his or her powers revoked, and they will be blocked for a week.

      Although i only added the swearing warning since it broke the swearing rule

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    • I know.

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    • Hey igor,,,




      Fuck you cuntbrick.

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    • real mature

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    • Real mature.

      You don`t know how to take a joke.

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    • It is not acceptable to make jokes of people who wish to not be joked about

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    • help me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in herehelp me im embedded in a tree i only help me have eye holes cut out and a tiny hole for my mouth so i can breathe but wont be violated please help me cut me out of this tree just cut me out carefully kind sir ive been in here for 9 days im starving i had to eat some bark please i havent ate in days and im dehydrated i need to see my family its the holidays i have 2 daughters that miss me very much please have a kind heart and cut me out please mister god put me in this tree as a punishment but ive learned my lesson i dont need to be treed anymore i want to get home i need to eat i need to see my family im going to die in here

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    • GensokyoAngel wrote:
      It is not acceptable to make jokes of people who wish to not be joked about

      This is the internet 

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    • Ralf Hat wrote:
      GensokyoAngel wrote:
      It is not acceptable to make jokes of people who wish to not be joked about
      This is the internet 

      http://silentrisingsun.deviantart.com/art/Not-An-Excuse-389487486

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    • GensokyoAngel wrote:
      Ralf Hat wrote:
      GensokyoAngel wrote:
      It is not acceptable to make jokes of people who wish to not be joked about
      This is the internet 
      http://silentrisingsun.deviantart.com/art/Not-An-Excuse-389487486

      This is the internet . Yur gonna have to deal with trolls and hurt feelings 

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    • Ralf Hat wrote:
      GensokyoAngel wrote:
      Ralf Hat wrote:
      GensokyoAngel wrote:
      It is not acceptable to make jokes of people who wish to not be joked about
      This is the internet 
      http://silentrisingsun.deviantart.com/art/Not-An-Excuse-389487486
      This is the internet . Yur gonna have to deal with trolls and hurt feelings 

      did you even see the point of the stamp i linked

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    • GensokyoAngel wrote:
      Ralf Hat wrote:
      GensokyoAngel wrote:
      Ralf Hat wrote:
      GensokyoAngel wrote:
      It is not acceptable to make jokes of people who wish to not be joked about
      This is the internet 
      http://silentrisingsun.deviantart.com/art/Not-An-Excuse-389487486
      This is the internet . Yur gonna have to deal with trolls and hurt feelings 
      did you even see the point of the stamp i linked

      you're still gonna have to deal with those things

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    • Ralf Hat wrote:
      GensokyoAngel wrote:
      Ralf Hat wrote:
      GensokyoAngel wrote:
      Ralf Hat wrote:
      GensokyoAngel wrote:
      It is not acceptable to make jokes of people who wish to not be joked about
      This is the internet 
      http://silentrisingsun.deviantart.com/art/Not-An-Excuse-389487486
      This is the internet . Yur gonna have to deal with trolls and hurt feelings 
      did you even see the point of the stamp i linked
      you're still gonna have to deal with those things

      true

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    • Wat can I tell you? ive decided its time fro me to make sum friends. At the moment its just me and my doll, Helga. And my guns. Thats my life and I like it.

      Helgas the most realistic lifesize doll you've ever seen. To think I used to jerk off with a buttered baguette (highly recommended btw). Ive always loved dolls and used to rip the heads off my sisters as a kid. I messed around with blowups in the past but this is the real deal. She looks like Samantha muldoon. I dress her up as a school girl in slutty makeup and bang here likes theres no tomorrow.

      She cost me $8000 but you can spend that in a year on prostitues and they just like there all lifeless. HElga feels like shes pushing back and its just liked boning a drugged up chick. She weights 100 lbs which is more than most actual celebrities. Real women disgust me. Ive seen it on Tv all they do is drink coffee and talk about clothes and try to take away from your sould. Sluts all of them.

      I don't want used goods and virgins just don't go for me. Believe me Ive tried. If theyre being honest every man would fuck one of these dolls. Everybody likes fake tits right? well shes got three entry points. If u know what I mean. She dosen't talk back or get all frigid like my exgirlfriend did when I would beat the shit out of her then want to teabag her face. Theres none of this no means yes and yes means no shit.

      She dosen't bruise easily or complain or file orders of protection or complain about me shitting the bed. She's got real pubic hair and urinates which combines my first and last memories of mom. Shes not uncomfortable being alone with me. You might think Im a loser but im proud of my relationship with Helga. Most women are braindead anyways. I ever took her to my dads place for christmas last year. I think my cousin mightve messed around with her when I was passed out in the yard. Hes gonna meet a nasty accident.

      You can judge me all you want behing my back, but do it to my face and ill chew your face off. Where am I going to find a girl with 36D breasts 22 inch waist who feels dead? Ever I know I look like a creep. It wouldve been cheaper to buy some real chick from eastern europe on that site but I didnt

      before Helga it was just me my hand and some screaming brat i picked up from the fair. Now I get to fuck model pussy whenever I want it. shes so much better than a real chick. Nobody has ever been in my apartment and thats how I like it. People let you down and report you to the police. But Im ready to take a chance.

      Ive never had a healthy relationship with a human but im not completely closed off to the idea. im just a lonely man looking for friends- nothing heavy or sexual A few emails and maybe a picnic, I like to smoke pot and I have my own truckk. If you like what you see, send me a message

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